If you didn't already know, let me tell you I have 4 kids. My youngest is 4. I also have 2 dogs and a cat. This time of year it is exciting for all of them. the kids know Christmas is coming with all the fun associated with it. A day or so after Thanksgiving the Christmas decorations come out and get hung around the house. The tree goes up and bulbs are checked and then we decorate um, sort of decorate. You see since we have had small children in the house for a while now we never decorate the lower half of the tree. Even with my youngest knowing to not play with the decorations we still can't decorate the lower section because the pets love to play with them. The cat thinks it is fun to try and climb the faux branches and chew on the lighting. The dogs love the soft, cuddly ornaments and some of the hard crunchy ornaments. They have no real preference in which ones to destroy.
So in the corner of the living room sit the tree with the undressed bottom. It is the Christmas strip show. Just don't ask for a lap dance, I would think it would be similar to a gyrating toilet brush in the fun zone.
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