Thursday, December 14, 2006

Nut abouts Christmas

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

A little nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
Nothing

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Thought du jour

"Beauty in things exists merely in the mind which contemplates them."
Beauty is an attraction, but not all beauty is as simple as the color of one's hair or the fullness of one's lips. Slightly scratching away only part of the surface may allow more exposure of the inner beauty that finally captivates.