Two for the price of one

Eighteen years ago I ran off to a justice of the peace with the woman I wanted to spend the rest of my life with. We eloped with his wife as our witness to the legal process. I couldn't imagine myself with anyone else at that time and I still cannot. I didn't want to let her go and made the decision to ask her to marry me. We were young and many didn't expect it to last for long. Some of our peers from back then are working on 2nd divorces. Rumors back then also placed us as rushing to cover up some un-expected child. Thru that and the questioning from family and friends in the early days we have made it and are accepted and loved.

While we have had our little annoying times in the end, and still to this day, I will always love my wife and wouldn't change a thing.


Fourteen years ago our first child was born. Even though she isn't big on hugging and PSA I still think back to when on her very first day that she slept on my chest in the LDR and I realized that there can always be more room in your heart.

Is the door locked?

The problem with 2 "O's" in a row is it causes her to sleep for a really long time.

Side effects

ME: "The most commonly reported side effects are nausea, insomnia, problems with ejaculation, somnolence, increased sweating, fatigue, decreased libido, and anorgasmia."

HER:"We will just have to try and check."

This was part of a conversation after I told my wife I was not feeling the same, like my brain wasn't connected to anything. Then finding out I took 3 times the dosage of what I was supposed to take.

Weeeee.....

Milk Carton

It's been a little quiet around here. Yeah, I still have kids and my wife, but I have been missing the conversations of my friends. One recently moved away making it hard to talk during the free moments. Another seems to have secluded herself away from the cyberspace.

I have a sudden urge to travel and visit my friends - spend the day with no plans or schedules to keep. Just enjoy the company and time with each one. Now, I just need to find the time to do it!

Nut abouts Christmas

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

Sherman set the WABAC machine to the 80's

Some random halloween.

A little nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
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