Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Side effects

ME: "The most commonly reported side effects are nausea, insomnia, problems with ejaculation, somnolence, increased sweating, fatigue, decreased libido, and anorgasmia."

HER:"We will just have to try and check."

This was part of a conversation after I told my wife I was not feeling the same, like my brain wasn't connected to anything. Then finding out I took 3 times the dosage of what I was supposed to take.

Weeeee.....

Friday, January 12, 2007

Milk Carton

It's been a little quiet around here. Yeah, I still have kids and my wife, but I have been missing the conversations of my friends. One recently moved away making it hard to talk during the free moments. Another seems to have secluded herself away from the cyberspace.

I have a sudden urge to travel and visit my friends - spend the day with no plans or schedules to keep. Just enjoy the company and time with each one. Now, I just need to find the time to do it!

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Nut abouts Christmas

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

A little nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
Nothing

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Thought du jour

"Beauty in things exists merely in the mind which contemplates them."
Beauty is an attraction, but not all beauty is as simple as the color of one's hair or the fullness of one's lips. Slightly scratching away only part of the surface may allow more exposure of the inner beauty that finally captivates.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

INCOMING TEXT MESSAGE ON MY PHONE

912-xxx-xxxx
11/23/06 12:08 pm

Imagine if the Indians would have killed a cat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for thanksgiving! Happy thanksgiving




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My thoughts.... Hmm, I like them hot and moist. Kinda fun stuffing them too.