Thursday, December 14, 2006

Nut abouts Christmas

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dementia - I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic - Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Offices and towns and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and...

Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality - Thoughts Of Roasting On An Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle, Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..............

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

A little nothing

Life
Is full of surprises
It advertises
Nothing
Nothing

Thursday, December 07, 2006

Thought du jour

"Beauty in things exists merely in the mind which contemplates them."
Beauty is an attraction, but not all beauty is as simple as the color of one's hair or the fullness of one's lips. Slightly scratching away only part of the surface may allow more exposure of the inner beauty that finally captivates.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

INCOMING TEXT MESSAGE ON MY PHONE

912-xxx-xxxx
11/23/06 12:08 pm

Imagine if the Indians would have killed a cat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy for thanksgiving! Happy thanksgiving




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My thoughts.... Hmm, I like them hot and moist. Kinda fun stuffing them too.

Monday, November 13, 2006

Unpredictable like the sun and the rainfall

Have you ever thought to yourself "What would my life be like if..."? I am pretty sure we all have. I have had those thoughts. I think about the women of my past and how each relationship could have been different. What I might have done better or reacted a different way. It is kinda fun wonder what could have been. Then for me my thoughts change and I find it hard to think of a world without my children. It saddens me thinking that no matter how improbable it would be to actually change the past if it did change, my children as they are now would not be.


For my relationship now, the only thing I would change about it would be mainly just me. I would try harder to not let so many things bother me. To look for the good more than looking for the bad. Then maybe my perception of the world would be different, almost bearable. Maybe.

What would you change if you could?

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Shouldn't have done that

When words come from your mouth
and hang in the air
showing a peer
another side of you
that you come to terms with
and they look at you
and feel sad
can you justify
do you need to